Dear mom, your euro boyfriend is creepy as bahls. He told you that you were his soulmate after three days, and told you to delete all your online accounts, you dont know what he actually does for a living, and he’s just creepy as bahls.  He put his goddamn house for sale to move here after less than a week of knowing you. Dear fucking lord. I hated mark, I dont even know this guy and I find him creepy, and I dont like him. you wonder why I’ve been such a bitch lately, maybe it’s because you do shit like this. Christ.